Do It Yourself.

Tea time in Germany. Grandma tells her family that she decides to move into a nursing home, because her children’s place is a bit too ugly. Kid asks “Grandma, are you going to visit us every now and then?”, Grandma “No.”.  Super: “No beautiful home? Simply change it at ‘toom’ building center”.

 

Young couple making out in the car, parked infront of the guy’s house. She asks him: “Do you want me to come up to your place for a coffee?”, He goes: “I don’t have coffee”, She says: “Huh, tea?”, the guy: “No.”, she asks: “Beer?”, guy only shakes his head … Super: “No beautiful home? Simply change it at ‘toom’ building center”.

 

Grim Reaper rings at the door. He wants to take another life. He steps into our man’s home and starts off with his typical speech: “Your life, …”, both take a look at the interior “… your life is already bad enough as it is!”. Grim Reaper leaves. Job unfinished. Super: “No beautiful home? Simply change it at ‘toom’ building center”.

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