Zeblackgerman's Blog

99 Problems.

zeblackgerman — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:20:37 +0000

I Got Issues Wiz My Sleep.

zeblackgerman — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:16:28 +0000

That is why I live in New York City now. And I guess that is why I’ve spent the better part of the past 10 years working on advertising campaigns, working and touring with my bands, putting out magazines and travelling the world. Doing what I love doing.

For now, here is some of the stuff I’ve worked on in advertising.

Viel Spaß, RN

Three Stripes.

zeblackgerman — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:12:00 +0000

For the last World Soccer Championship, Adidas needed a new packaging for the tournament’s official ball as well as a new box for on of their shoes.

Help Yourself.

zeblackgerman — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:07:39 +0000

Just like everyone, Germans love their weekends. Especially if they are chill and quiet. And everyone who might disturb the peace has to be taught a lesson. After his latest invention has been tested the man cheers: “Maaaan … well … great!”. Super: “Got better do-it-yourself-ideas? Be part of the challenge and win EUR 5,000 at ‘toom’ building center.”

Do It Yourself.

zeblackgerman — Tue, 26 May 2009 14:00:46 +0000

Tea time in Germany. Grandma tells her family that she decides to move into a nursing home, because her children’s place is a bit too ugly. Kid asks “Grandma, are you going to visit us every now and then?”, Grandma “No.”. Super: “No beautiful home? Simply change it at ‘toom’ building center”.

Young couple making out in the car, parked infront of the guy’s house. She asks him: “Do you want me to come up to your place for a coffee?”, He goes: “I don’t have coffee”, She says: “Huh, tea?”, the guy: “No.”, she asks: “Beer?”, guy only shakes his head … Super: “No beautiful home? Simply change it at ‘toom’ building center”.

Grim Reaper rings at the door. He wants to take another life. He steps into our man’s home and starts off with his typical speech: “Your life, …”, both take a look at the interior “… your life is already bad enough as it is!”. Grim Reaper leaves. Job unfinished. Super: “No beautiful home? Simply change it at ‘toom’ building center”.